So after my date with Rachel I let some time pass and then I eventually called her. She was wondering why I had taken so long to call her and that her girlfriends were telling her that I was some kind of player because I was following these so called player rules where the guy will wait X number of days before calling the girl in an attempt to play some kind of control. Ok so they were right? What was I going to say? I decided to lie and tell her that my grandmother had passed away on Sunday and my Mom and Dad were both devastated and because of course they are divorced and don't live together I had to spend double the amount of time consoling both of them traveling to both of their houses. I told her I just wasn't in the right mindset to call her and that I was jet lagged and barely slept most of the week. She bought it all of course. So because our date was so dry in the chemistry department I felt that it was important for me to ask her some touch questions about how she felt towards me. It was time for me to qualify her or disqualify her as I prefer to look at it. I asked her if she thought I was attractive... there was a big pause so I reworded it to do you think I am handsome? She said yes I was cute. Cute? Why is this girl holding back? I told her I thought she was really attractive and that I was had to restrain myself from coming on strong to her and asked her how she felt about that. She just giggled and then I knew things were good. I got off the phone with her but not before securing another date with her for this coming Thursday night. Yeah that's right, she is not worth spending my weekend time with.
So what DID I do last weekend you ask? I'm sure you all can't wait to hear what kind of exotic women I spent my time with and what foreign perfume scents I basked in this weekend... muahhahahhaa. Her name was Farina and she was Persian. I started talking to her last Wednesday and arranged to meet her on Saturday night at this lounge I like called Funky Buddha Lounge. I had only seen a picture of her face online and the picture was kind of shitty. I never even talked to her on the phone before I met her. I got there before her and was waiting in a chill booth not ready for what to expect. I usually make it a practice to see a picture of the girls from head to toe. I don't want any fatties. No one likes fatties. So I am all chilled there buzzing and noticed I got a text message from my bro Nathan so I was replying to his text, looking down at my Blackberry when all of a sudden she is standing in front of the table. I nearly jizzed in my pants... Olive colored skin, dark pointy eyebrows, big natural tits, and curving thighs and ass - one of the hottest women I have ever seen in my life. I got up and she kissed me on the cheek. We sat down and the waiter appeared. What followed next was quite lawl. I was so dumbfounded by her beauty that I couldn't think straight and I just said "Beer, whatever you have on tap" wtf bbq sauce was that - is this a movie? Who does that? So of course she says well we have blah blah blah and blah - I don't really drink beer too much so I was like well which one tastes like Stella? She said none of them so I like well do you have Stella in a bottle and she was like of course so I was like ok I will have a vodka 7up. He was like ooooooooooo kay buddy. She laughed and I think she thought it was a joke but I never actually meant to do any of it on purpose. So we talked a bit about our work and about our favorite things, likes and dislikes, no one asked any awkward questions about past relationships, we kept things light. We talked about movies and about family and she said she had a really big family and that they all lived locally. Finally the food came and we ate it... I was pretty hungry at that point. After dinner we had coffee and cake and that was fun. She said she wouldn't mind hitting up a club or something and well I would like nothing more than to see this fine creature move her ass on the dance floor. So we went over to a place called Enclave Night Club and had some more drinks and danced a bit. By around midnight she was kinda buzzed and was giving me the fuck me eyes and I was like w00t. So we GTFO that place and I took her back to my place and I banged the living shit out of her all night long. I can't really get into more detail than that right now. I have to go deal with some oxtail that is cooking on the stove. It is time to get the rice going. Peace!


